The Adventures of Em and Tiff Episode 2

So guess what is weird? This Monday, we actually did something! Weird, huh? This is how it went.

1. Em did nothing all day.
2. Tiff tells Em to come hang out with her and these two guys.
3. Tiff comes over to Em's.
4. Tiff and Em go pick up Jaden.
   
5. Tiff, Em and Jaden go pick up Micah.
   
6. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah go to Macey's.
   
7. Tiff, Em and Jaden get ice cream. Micah doesn't want any.
8. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah go over to the fruit section and take pictures with spaghetti squash and pineapple. Jaden doesn't want to be in the pictures because he doesn't want to look like a fruit.
9. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah look at the ties and the cards and decide that pink and purple ties are ugly. Well, Tiff and Em do.
   
10. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah migrate over to this huge thing of socks. We bury Tiff and throw socks at each other. Em and Jaden steal Tiff's phone and she doesn't know where it is.
    
11. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah move over and look at a bunch of magazines and various other things you would find at a cash register.
    
12. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah leave and go sit in front of Tiff's house for a while. Then we go up and ring the doorbell and talk to Tiff's mom for a minute. Then we went back to the car.
    
13. Tiff, Em and Micah walk Jaden home.
14. While Tiff is walking Jaden to his door Micah and Em stand there awkwardly.
    
15. Em sees a shooting star.
16. Tiff, Em and Micah walk back to Tiff's house.
17. Tiff and Em drive Micah home in the Jallopy.
    
18. The Jallopy runs out of gas. We pull into a Texaco just in time.
19. Tiff's mom comes and gives us money for gas.
20. We leave and Tiff drives Em home.
21. Tiff goes home.

So that is our adventure of Monday. It was very intense and it gave us the impression that we have lives. For once.

The Adventures of Em and Tiff

So if this doesn't prove to you that I have NO life whatsoever, I don't know what will.

Me and Tiff's Friday:

1. We went to school.
   
2. We went to the library to get a book for her book report.
3. We went to the school's parking lot to listen to their radio station and heard Dj Kagg.
4. We went to Tiff's house.
5. We went to Em's house.
   
6. We went to Tomasso's.
7. We went to the mall.
   
8. We went to Macey's and bought a funny birthday card for Kaden. It wasn't his birthday.
9. We went back to Em's house.
   
10. We went to Kaden's house and delivered the card.
11. We went back to Em's house again.
12. Tiff went home.

Me and Tiff's Saturday:

1. We did like nothing all day. Well, Em did a bunch of jobs.
2. We went to Em's house.
   
3. We went to the school's parking lot. Dj Kagg wasn't on.
   
4. We went driving around aimlessly.
5. We visited Natalie.
   
6. We went back to Em's house and sat on the couch doing NOTHING.
7. Tiff went home.

Yup. So if you thought you had no life, just look at us. And if you think, "Well, at least you were doing things..." just know that we were bored pretty much the entire time. And we no one cool wanted to hang out with us. Except Natalie. But still. No one else. They all just made excuses... Everyone hates us. It is pretty unfortunate.