The Adventures of Em and Tiff Episode 3

Well, this episode actually happened about a week or two ago. But oh well. It was another time when we actually did something with our lives.

1. Tiff comes and picks up Em.
2. They go pick up Micah.
   
3. They all go to Allan's house.
   
4. We meet Allan's parents and once again Em is told that she looks like Julia Stiles (just a few days after Em told Tiff that her Seminary class last year had said she looked like her) by Allan's mom.
5. They all wait for Allan's PG friend Brannen to come.
6. Brannen comes and Tiff and Em meet him for the first time.
7. Tiff, Em, Micah, Allan and Brannen go to Ridley's and get 3 poster papers.
8. They all go back to Allan's house and make "Free hugs" signs. Tiff and Em share one, Brannen and Micah cut one in half and Allan gets his own.
9. Allan spills milk on his.
10. Allan doesn't want it to smell like milk so he sprays it with cologne.
    
11. Em and Tiff smell the poster then agree that he will get the most hugs.
12. Em, Tiff, Micah, Allan and Brannen go back to Ridley's with our signs. No one gets any hugs.
13. Allan is very aggressive with his sign.
14. We all go to Macey's, hoping for better luck. We each get a few hugs.
15. We go to the mall, thinking that there will be more young people that need hugs there.
16. We get a ton of hugs.
17. The mall cop comes up to us and tells us that we can't have signs. :(
18. We go outside and walk around the long way back to the car.]
19. We get lots of hugs outside.
20. One girl yanks on the emergency brake and leaps out of her car along with this guy and practically tackles Allan and then hugs each of us in turn.
21. Tiff and Em get a hug from this creeper guy that deduced what school we went to from Em's sweatshirt and (unknowingly.... Probably) says Tiffany's street number. And asks what stakes we are all in.
22. Allan, Micah and Brannen create an opening for escaping the creeper (He still had an arm around Em) and we leave him.
23. They all go back to Allan's and debate forever about what to do next.
24. They go to Em's house and pick up She's the Man.
25. They go to Little Ceaser's and get pizza and crazy bread.
26. They go back to Allan's house and eat pizza.
27. They watch She's the Man.
28. They sit in a comatose state until Micah gets up and hauls us all off the couch.
29. Tiff falls off on the floor and fails at standing back up.
30. They all wake up somewhat.
31. Tiff, Em, and Allan drive Micah home. Brannen stays at Allan's house.
    
32. Tiff, Em and Allan go back to Allan's house.
33. Tiff, Em, Allan and Brannen sit in Allan's front room until 11:40ish.
34. Tiff and Em say goodbye to Allan (Brannen mysteriously vanished) and give him a hug.
35. Tiff drives Em home.

So yeah, that was one of our most epic days. Ever. It was hilarious. I hope you enjoyed it.

The Adventures of Em and Tiff Episode 2

So guess what is weird? This Monday, we actually did something! Weird, huh? This is how it went.

1. Em did nothing all day.
2. Tiff tells Em to come hang out with her and these two guys.
3. Tiff comes over to Em's.
4. Tiff and Em go pick up Jaden.
   
5. Tiff, Em and Jaden go pick up Micah.
   
6. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah go to Macey's.
   
7. Tiff, Em and Jaden get ice cream. Micah doesn't want any.
8. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah go over to the fruit section and take pictures with spaghetti squash and pineapple. Jaden doesn't want to be in the pictures because he doesn't want to look like a fruit.
9. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah look at the ties and the cards and decide that pink and purple ties are ugly. Well, Tiff and Em do.
   
10. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah migrate over to this huge thing of socks. We bury Tiff and throw socks at each other. Em and Jaden steal Tiff's phone and she doesn't know where it is.
    
11. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah move over and look at a bunch of magazines and various other things you would find at a cash register.
    
12. Tiff, Em, Jaden and Micah leave and go sit in front of Tiff's house for a while. Then we go up and ring the doorbell and talk to Tiff's mom for a minute. Then we went back to the car.
    
13. Tiff, Em and Micah walk Jaden home.
14. While Tiff is walking Jaden to his door Micah and Em stand there awkwardly.
    
15. Em sees a shooting star.
16. Tiff, Em and Micah walk back to Tiff's house.
17. Tiff and Em drive Micah home in the Jallopy.
    
18. The Jallopy runs out of gas. We pull into a Texaco just in time.
19. Tiff's mom comes and gives us money for gas.
20. We leave and Tiff drives Em home.
21. Tiff goes home.

So that is our adventure of Monday. It was very intense and it gave us the impression that we have lives. For once.

The Adventures of Em and Tiff

So if this doesn't prove to you that I have NO life whatsoever, I don't know what will.

Me and Tiff's Friday:

1. We went to school.
   
2. We went to the library to get a book for her book report.
3. We went to the school's parking lot to listen to their radio station and heard Dj Kagg.
4. We went to Tiff's house.
5. We went to Em's house.
   
6. We went to Tomasso's.
7. We went to the mall.
   
8. We went to Macey's and bought a funny birthday card for Kaden. It wasn't his birthday.
9. We went back to Em's house.
   
10. We went to Kaden's house and delivered the card.
11. We went back to Em's house again.
12. Tiff went home.

Me and Tiff's Saturday:

1. We did like nothing all day. Well, Em did a bunch of jobs.
2. We went to Em's house.
   
3. We went to the school's parking lot. Dj Kagg wasn't on.
   
4. We went driving around aimlessly.
5. We visited Natalie.
   
6. We went back to Em's house and sat on the couch doing NOTHING.
7. Tiff went home.

Yup. So if you thought you had no life, just look at us. And if you think, "Well, at least you were doing things..." just know that we were bored pretty much the entire time. And we no one cool wanted to hang out with us. Except Natalie. But still. No one else. They all just made excuses... Everyone hates us. It is pretty unfortunate.

Life update

So, lots has happened since I last posted. Except for not really. But kind of.
I am just trying to catch up with math and yearbook since I was retarded and missed a deadline. She moved my page to deadline 4 and now I have to get pictures and stuff for my page that I didn't already get. Also, yesterday I turned in all my missing math assignments and last week I retook the quiz that I epicly failed the first time. The first time I got like 12/35 or something and now I think I got like 26/35. Just a small difference... Just going from an F to a B on the quiz. Unfortunately I am still failing the class. Tomorrow I am going to go in and take the test that I missed last Wednesday because of a horrible filthy disease that I am mostly recovered from now (thankfully)
I am always tired nowadays, but I think I am finally starting to get used to it. Maybe. Just watch, now it will come crashing down on me tomorrow or next week or sometime. We'll see. I hope not. You can probably tell that I am tired because of my lovely rambling.
Well, I will stop rambling now and actually do something useful...

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!

CHUCK ISN'T ON AGAIN UNTIL JANUARY 17TH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD. It has already been like 2 weeks since there was a new episode and now there are still almost 5 more. I am already having serious Chuck withdrawals; who knows what will happen in the next 5 weeks? I might just die. If Christmas wasn't coming up soon, I would. But people are depending on me to get them presents, so I have to come through. After that maybe I will cave in to my insanity. At least until January 17th, anyway.
Below are some pictures of Zachary Levi just because he is attractive.

General Life.

So, last time in yearbook I watched Chuck. It made my day about 20 times better. I kind of want to watch Tower Prep today, but I don't know if there is time. Eh, there might be, but I am not going to today. Maybe sometime. I am tired. And I am like 7-8 chapters behind in my reading for English. I hate Their Eyes Were Watching God. It is probably like the most retarded book on the planet. But there isn't much I can do about it, so I guess that is just too bad, isn't it?
I am so glad that there are only 2 days of school this week, and one of them is a Monday. I don't know if I could make it any longer without a break. What with them not having real teacher development days anymore, it seems like there have been no breaks at all. And really I can only think of two. UEA and labor day. I am just glad Chuck is on and they didn't wait until January to start the season. Hopefully it is a good long season. It is on again tonight, but I don't know if I can watch it. I am going to see Footloose tonight, which starts at 7:00, the same time as Chuck, so I will have to watch it tomorrow sometime. Hmmmm.... Maybe I will get up early to watch it before school, but it probably won't happen. I doubt even Chuck could get me out of be any earlier than normal. And if Chuck can't do it, no one can.

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So I am in yearbook right now trying to caption a picture, but no one know who this girl is!! No one!! It is really irritating and I wish I could just cut her out of the picture, because I don't know what to do about it. I suppose I could try, but that might make the picture be all stretched and retarded looking, and I wouldn't want that. I even looked through all the Sophomore mugs pages and didn't find her anywhere. Geez. I am beginning to think she doesn't exist at all, and the camera was just taking a picture of a mirage.... But I don't know. Can cameras take pictures of those? Hmmm. That would be weird. I wonder.
Anyways, I better go find out who the girl is and get her in the caption. This was a very useful post.